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    December 21

    看了几个好笑的笑话 分享

       照科目三考试,早晨5点就让集合,自然考的时候迷迷糊糊。
      轮到我上车,起步,走,稳妥的开,考官不说话,坐在旁边。
      突然,考官对我说,加油,同学。
      顿时,我受宠若惊,心里一股暖流,心想,多好的考官啊,知道我紧张,还鼓励我。
      于是,我微笑着对考官说,谢谢考官。
      考官一愣,显得有点无奈。就这么开,转弯过了,考官又来了一句,加油!
      我又温暖了一把,感动了一把,还是微笑着说,谢谢考官!
      考官好像更无语了,强忍着面部表情,摇了摇头。
      快到终点了,考官第3遍不耐烦的说,加油!加油!同学。
      还没等我谢字说出口,考官挺着身子指着我踩油门的右脚说:
      我是让你踩油门的脚加油,不是给你加油!你以为这是奥运会,我来看你比赛的啊!
         
          百度知道
      
      急求论文:浅析中国艺术的意境美
      悬赏分:0 - 解决时间:2007-6-22 18:24
      急求论文:浅析中国艺术的意境美
      2500字~3000字
      大家有的帮帮忙,先谢谢列!
      
      浅析中国艺术的意境美
      悬赏分:0 - 解决时间:2007-6-24 14:12
      湖师文理的同学们 我是教你们美术概论的曹老师!关于本次浅析中国艺术的意境美的论文 为了防止你们抄袭!我已经把百度搜索到的关于浅析中国艺术的意境美的前40页的所有网页全浏览过!目前还在继续浏览其他的!请你们注意了!要自己动脑!!
       
          盗版光碟:
        -Are you serious?(你是认真的吗?)
      -No,I’m kidding.(不,我开玩笑的.)
      电影上的翻译:
          -你是席拉瑞丝吗?
          -不,我是凯丁..
        中国留学生在国外的高速公路出车祸了,
        连人带车翻下悬崖,
        交警赶到后向下喊话道: “How are you?”
          留学生答:
        “I’m fine,thank you!”
        然后交警走了,留学生就死了
     


      


      

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    wiviso 焜wrote:
    第一个笑话,似曾相识。
    Dec. 22
    yuanxiwrote:
    哈哈哈哈!尤其最后一个
    Dec. 22

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